I write because it is the only way that I can get these voices out of my head. If I write enough...they will go away. And if you read, they will never bother me again... they promised.... they promised that they would go away if my words were heard. Don't fret, I've heard that my stuff is actually funny...so please feel free to give me an excellent review. Uh-oh...the voices are calling...gotta go...