Psssst over here! It’s me, Lori’s keyboard. Sssshh... she fell asleep with her head on my keys about an hour ago. YUCK! What is THAT? Drool? Would someone PLEASE help me? I’m tired of her banging on my keys non-stop day in and day out. Clickity clickity clickity click. I’m going CRAZY! Make it stop! I’m begging you. For the love of DELL! Maybe if she gets published, she’ll upgrade to a Gateway & I can retire to a nice prison rec room in Florida somewhere. SAVE ME!