Ever wondered about that kink in your neck when you write? The one that always seems to come just as you're about to write the greatest line in your career? Well, that's called a writing gremlin. These nasty creatures wait until a really good idea arises and then snatches them before they make it from you head to your fingers. Wipe some Mayonnaise on your neck now to increase your gremlin resistance.(!Warning do not use this method while writing in direct sunlight!)