Born to unknown parents in a faraway land, I was raised by an order of monks until the age of five, when I departed to make my own way in the world. Two hundred years later, the internet was discovered, and so here I am, spinning horribly complex webs of narrative which seemingly have no relation between cause and effect. My star sign is scorpio. My eyes are hazel. My hair no longer resembles any colour in the visible light spectrum. Enjoy.