My name is Gary Gregory. I look like Hagar the Horrible including the beer. I'm old and getting ready to leave this world for the next. I am a now two time grandfather and I love my children as much as life itself. I spent twenty years in the USAF. Because of it I've been around the world two times and married the most wonderful woman from England. I'm cantankerous and a joker. I am in my second childhood. I also clam to be the President of the Dirty Old Mans Club.