Gnesio. Zwinglian. Nervosa. A disease of the mind and soul. Well, it all started when I was working with an obnoxious coworker last year. "Why do you always have your headphones on?" He asked. "That's against company policy." Struggling to come up with an explanation, I said: "I suffer from Gnesio Zwinglian Nervosa. If I don't have constant auditory stimulation, I'll go insane." So please sit back and enjoy the product of the madness that is Gnesio Zwinglian Nervosa.