For The Record, My Contemporary Chronicles are firmly linked to The Influence of Alcohol in My Workplace. And that I admit, readily, Without Remorse. But do Be My Guest, and read My Terrific Tales, for Yourselves. Only then will You See The Proof at how My Newfangled Narratives Materialize, when I am Plastered to The Pavement of My Office from A Bountiful Bout. For Kicks, Laughs, and Amusement, I learned how to Brew Green Beer. And My Homemade Concoction uses but simple ingredients: Three Trickles of Concentrated, Cactus Syrup & Three Teaspoons of Green-Worm Pulp to every 12-Ounce Beer and Bingo. It quenches The Thirst, like other Beers.