The Icing On the Cake

little sister's revenge

Mommy looked away, HURRAY!

First, one bowl of the cake mix stuff
that Mommy has just made.
Next comes seven dog food bits
(or should I call them Kibble?)
one for every Barbie head I'm missing.
Next comes paste...
         just like the stuff that
         you told everyone at school I ate
         WHEN I DIDN'T!
Then I gotta add four hairs from
big sissy's razor
(although I don't think that
that they are hers, cuz they
are brown and curly)-
one for every fifty times
that you pulled mine last week.

Then I have to let mom finish
and hope she doesn't notice
and when it is finally done
I get to have MORE fun
cuz I saved the tube of
frosting that I saw you and
jerk-face Billy
stuff helpless little
basement crickets into.
And that is how
you make your crappy brother's
birthday cake!