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The Morning After: Ode to Beer Goggles
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Bozo
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why clowns are best left to tv
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Saturday Night at the Glass Slipper
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Disney Under-World
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Betcha Can't Eat Just One
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Sawing Logs
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Dog Juan
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bad dog, bad
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Random Thoughts on Socks: A Haiku Chain
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