Random Thoughts on Socks: A Haiku Chain

bet you never look at socks the same way again

I take off my socks,
withdraw from my feet, a load.
A bank for toe jam.

If stranded and sock
sweat was your only water,
Would you suck on them?

Why is it that men
can't have sex without their socks?
Would the smell kill it?

More than just for feet,
Keeps self-induced erruptions
from messing up hands.