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I think we all know someone like this |
| Pineapple, raspberry, strawberry jam Honey-roasted peanuts, leg of lamb Apricots, tator-tots, cakes from the griddle Pork loined sausage with cheese in the middle All of this and a whole lot more Is eaten by Horace at a quarter-to-four The soup that he pours overruns his bowl But he slurps every drop and butters a roll He wipes his mouth and stares at his meal And kindly requests a serving of veal I just can't see him ever becoming thinner As he grunts with delight at the prospects for dinner |