"Let's go weigh ourselves!" says mike. He leads the team into the locker room, his huge new belly swings let and right, and he bumps into the doors a few times, not being used to his new weight. The rest of the team seems to have the same trouble. When they get there, maki charges onto the doctor's scale that goes up to 410 pounds, only to bounce off the upright. "Shit, I am big!" he says, rubbing his new gut where he just hit the pole. He turns to Brian, his teammate, and says, "Weigh me." mike stumbles backwards onto the platform as Brian ajusts the weights. Mike listens as the weights slide across. Again, and again, and, again? Mike looks over his shoulder to see Brian staring with wide eyes at the weight bars. He's about to ask what's wrong when he realizes, all of the balance weights are all the way to the end, and the bar is still resting left. "Holy shit! I'm too fucking fat for this damn scale!" yells Mike. Half the team gasps, and the coach goes pale. Mike then yells, "
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