"This is awesome!" Mike yells. "I weigh too much for the scale. Those Bovines better look out for me. C'mon guys, everybody get weighed."
One by one the other linemen step on the scale, and although none is too heavy for it, they are all suddenly very big. Brian is the last one up, and Mike helps him.
"330, 340, 350, 355. 355, Brian! That's great." As Brian steps off the scale Mike lists out the line's new stats. "Let's see, that's Mac at 398, Mark at 396, Butler at 374, Will at 361, Brian at 355, and Joey the runt at 346. And who knows how big I am. Those Bovines are in for the match of their lives."
Coach looked at this row of hippos in near despaire. How was he ever going to get them fast enough to play? Then Mike said,
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