David walked into Wilko with a spring in his step and a sinister look in his eyes. In his pocket he carried the Super Genital Swapper, or SGS. It had arrived unexpectedly in his mailbox, clearly incorrectly delivered. His girlfriend, Jess, had convinced him to open it, and today he was glad that she had. For a kinky couple like them, the SGS was the ultimate toy.
Speaking of which, it was still a surreal experience to David to be attracted to both men and women. This was the result of his bisexual girlfriend making a swap between them, while keeping them both aware, of course. Come to think of it, he amended mentally, Jess was now his boyfriend, even though she was still considered a woman. He'd need to pay attention to that and not slip up when mentioning her. Then again, it's not as if it was difficult to remember that he currently had her vagina. As he clocked in, his tall, broad-shouldered, and rather handsome coworker, Michael, strolled past. It was odd to think of Michael as being "handsome." David felt a tingling in his stomach as his new female reproductive system made its wishes known.
Done signing in, David looked up the schedule to see what his duties would be for the day. It seemed he'd be in the canned goods aisle, rotating stock alongside Rose, the redheaded Scottish teenager who had joined the staff recently. Although this was usually something they scheduled before opening, the previous shift hadn't gotten around to it, so it had been left for the midmorning lull.
Patting the SGS in his pocket, David set off for his assigned aisle. He would definitely be using the device as much as possible, he decided, another thrill of arousal running through him.