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I write, I read, I pout, I complain. I'm cynical, unpleasant, a loser, and weird. That's about it.
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I went to Mardi Gras. Some stuff happened. Here it is. Be forewarned, lots of swearing.
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Article I wrote for my college newspaper about women and things they say
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I was invited to an all-girl slumber party. Here's what happened.
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