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The Conductor
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I quick thing I wrote in boredom. It's about the conductor of an interesting orchestra.
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Intermission Redux
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A redo of a previous short surrounding a counsel session for a unique addiction.
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New Man
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A man finds a creative way to make himself where it matters most: on the outside.
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Food for thought
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Some statistics about crime in America.
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Methuselah
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A man is coming up on his 250th birthday. Reviews are appreciated.
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An Interview with Death
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An interview with Death's spokesman. Input is appreciated.
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New Flesh redux
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A man is addicted to something that doesn't exist.
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Malaysia Delay
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Part of my story where a kid is taught to kill by a socially awkward hitman.
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New Flesh (Complete)
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A man is addicted to a drug that doesn't exist. Enjoy.
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Ear Wax (complete)
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A man wakes up with out a brain. Enjoy. Divided into four sections.
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