THE OPPOSITE OF DYSFUNCTION

prose piece

1. Harold has been watching television for three hours. 2. Jennifer has a pimple on her nose. 3. The man who wears striped pants to church just died. 4. Lemon juice has been proven to promote tooth decay. 5. Throwing an object out of a window does not solve anything. 6. The philosophy professor and his wife go dancing every Saturday night. 7. Once George entered the emergency room he felt better. 8. A kid on a playground in Spokane Washington fell off a swing but didn’t cry. 9. Nothing can change Joanne’s mind about Frederick or Bobby. 10. The words “I’m alright how are you” are spoken millions of times per day in the United States. 11. Allison was shocked when the old movie theater closed its doors. 12. The sun keeps shining even on cloudy days according to top scientists. 13. Meryl Streep is Peggy’s favorite actress but Meryl doesn’t know it. 14. Today is the end of yesterday. 15. Something important should be written here. 16. Someone turned off a light