Two Limericks

Limericks for the contest

1..
There once was a fella called Frank
He and a mate robbed a bank
But he started to quiver
When they wouldn’t deliver
Frank cried “it was only a prank.”

2.
There once was a slow boat to China,
It was slow, but as fine as a liner,
With soft fluffy bed
To lay down your head
And built by aquatic designer.