A Gap In The Map

Can't find the spot!--CRAMP Winner!

There's a chap
Wants to go to Dlap-dlap
But I can't find the spot
There's a gap in my map.

He wants to book this ticket
He says I'm just being wicked
But there's a gap in my map
And with glue I cannot stick it.

He wants to get a visa
He says, "Please help me, sir,"
But there's a gap in my map
He thinks I'm a big teaser.

He wants to go today
To watch his team at play
But there's a gap in my map
So here he'll have to stay.

He's getting desperate
"Your service isn't great!"
But there's a gap in my map
So I cannot cooperate.

"I'll find another travel agent -
And I won't pay you a cent,"
But there's a gap in my map
The place has gone- it went!!

So he's taken himself elsewhere
Let's hope they have their
Gap-less map on hand
And they get his fare!