President Trump Sits on His Rump

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President Trump Sits on His Rump

Former President Trump
Sat on his fat rump
Screaming at the TV
They are out to get me

New Prompt: Today we are going to play with the Clerihew. Information can be found here: "Clerihew"
The topic is yours to choose from.

Edmund Clerihew Bentley invented this form.

This form is not that difficult to try. You have to keep just a few rules to write the Clerihew right.

The Clerihew is four lines long.
The rhyme scheme is:
A/A/B/B

In the first line, you have to name a person, and the second line ends with something that rhymes with that name.
The Clerihew should be funny.
There is no restriction in syllables or meters.

Example:

There she stands, our heartless Ann
She embarrasses people when she can
And if you screw up, she says with no blink:
“You are the weakest link!”


Sources:
http://www.gigglepoetry.com/poetryclass/clerihew.htm - http://thinks.com/words/clerihew.htm

© poem: Bianca 2004


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