| Weekly Call You ask me to visit to see your garden (Why did you hurt us so much?) You tell me your tests came back clear (Did you hate us from the start?) You brag about your stock market gains (Why did no one stop you?) I see my words in speech bubbles And yours as gospel Hearing Charlie Brown's teacher While your mouth moves My fifteen seconds are up Your boredom with me palpable Chirping an "I love you" I hang up |