Ohio

The weather in Ohio can be brutal.

It`s winter here in Ohio,
and the gentle breeze blows,
seventy miles an hour,
at thirty-five below zero.

oh, how I love Ohio,
when the show is up to your waist,
you take a breath of fresh air,
and your nose is frozen shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful at times,
so I guess I`ll hang around here,
I could never leave Ohio ever,
`` Because I`m frozen to the ground!``