A Simple Thursday

A poem about leopard print unicorns and mexican cucumbers.

"Hah!", I gawked
If only you knew
This sight I am seeing
On this Thursday afternoon.

I went for a stroll
On a well lit path
But then it went dark
And I heard a strange laugh.

A horse I saw
In a feild of tall broccoli
Prancing, and skipping,
And acting so merrily.

"Hola, senior!"
Said the leopard print creature.
We talked, and I learned
That he was in love with his teacher.

Andrea's her name
A cucumber she'd be,
Hey let's sing a song!
A-one, a-two, and a-three!

She wore a sombrero
And puked up some rainbows
Now what made her upchuck?
Well that I just don't know.

So when I asked him
He told me a secret
His eye-lasers made food
And she would just eat it.

Because, she loved to eat tacos
And even burritos
And of course you can't forget
Those yummy taquito's!

And she kept on eating
Until she was real large
And somehow from magic
It's rainbows that she barfs.

And that is my story
It's all true what I say
That is what happened
On my simple Thursday.