Go Ed!

Politics Dream

David Cameron stands at the podium
and says he will produce a new
master-race of Britons by travelling
to various stars in the solar system
to extract precious super fluid from
the centre of each star and bring the
fluid back to Britain where he will
inject hundreds of school children
with the fluid and train them in
top-secret British locations to become
the bold new master-race of Britons
by 2016.

Dangling above his head is a bucket
filled with stinking steaming baboon
blood.

Sitting in the front row is Ed Miliband
dressed as Barney the Dinosaur staring
up intently and holding a flaming blue
torch.