Target Acquired

The only good bug... well, you know how the phrase goes (Amazing 55 Rd. 113)

Target Acquired

I turned to the window... and froze.  Precisely at eye level was the biggest spider I'd ever seen.  A preemptive strike clearly in order, I shifted my weight and raised my left foot up to my right hand.  Removing the sandal, I cocked my arm to strike, then relaxed.  The thing was outside.

Window saved.