Wait- Where?

Written for Dialogue contest, beware.

"Hey I am Ernie, how about you?"

"Sophie. Anything interesting going on outside?"

"There's a dark dragon in this town."

"Really- where?"

"Over there."

"Wait, I don't see the dark dragon. Where is it?"

"It's where I said it is."

"That doesn't make any sense to me."

"You know where I like to hide my things?"

"No, I don't. Where do you?"

"Over there."

"Wait, I don't see where there is. Tell me something I don't know."

"I don't know, what don't you know?"

"I asked you first."

"Okay then tell me."

"I lost my kid in the baby shower."

"How?"

"The building was raining babies."

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