Learning the Hard Way

An entry for the 55-word story contest.

"Be still."
"But it hurts."
"I know. Almost done."
"Ow!"
"Maybe next time you should stay awake while you catch some rays."
"Mom, catch up! That was what your generation called it. Now they call it 'Laying Out'."
"Something else my generation called it."
"Oh, and what was that?"
"Painful."
"YOUCH!"
"See what I mean?"