Ribbon of Death

The day after John had died...

Peter was on a date with this girl he met at the club. When he met her, he asked, “What does that ribbon on your neck do?” “You don’t want to know.” She replied. After the date, Peter asked her to marry him. She said yes. After they got to their new home he had been very suspicious about that ribbon and told her, “You can take off that ribbon now.” She opened her eyes wide and took it off and…her head fell off. Peter shrieked and called the police. It didn’t work. There was a loud ‘BANG’ at the door and Peter ran to it. The devil from **** was there and stabbed him with ten knives, all in the throat…