Easy Cheese

Cream of Spam. Rate low!!

Easy cheese in a pressurized can.
sputters as it fill my mouth with goo.
What else is a lonely girl to do?
I was young when the fascination began.

I blame my best friend Ann.
Oh, if I only knew.
Easy cheese in a pressurized can.
sputters as it fills my mouth with goo.

Now, I'm an easy cheese fan.
I'm addicted to the yellow spew.
I swallow my cheese while hiding in the loo.
Won't someone please put out a ban!
Easy cheese in a pressurized can