Lusting Cheese

This poem, I wrote back in highschool. I think the suggestiveness is in good taste.

Lusting Cheese

I am a lusting cheese
Oh how I want you,
You fine foxy fromage.
Sex and cheddar,
That's what I like!
I thrill and squeal
At the squeak of your curd.
Each bite calls on the wild side.
Melt my tongue
And strip down
Piece by piece
Like string cheese
Erotic dancing like swiss.
You Easy Cheese.
You just squeeze your soul
out of the tip of your can
and drape your flexible fingers
all over the curves of my skin.
Come and get me you simple fool.
Use me in whatever way you please.
Be my grater, my nude nacho, my diced jalapeno.
After all,
I am a lusting cheese.