| Dog Occasionally he scratches If he ‘sits’ he gets a treat Most of the time he’s sleeping The rest of the time he eats If you throw a bone he’ll get it If you need a hug he’ll be there If you have bare feet he’ll lick them If you’re near the food drawer he’ll stare The simple life of a canine I envy to the max How I wish I could sit by the fire And curl up and relax You’d always get a friendly pat And a play-fight now and then You can hump anything you want That’s why they relate so well to men It doesn’t matter who you are A dog will love you forever Like the old man and his Labrador Two birds of a feather |