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The hardest quiz you'll ever do, man.

Hello, and welcome to The Random Quiz.

In case you haven't guessed, the quiz is random.

No, seriously. It's random.

You don't believe me? Well, that's your loss...and your sanity to boot >_>
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1. As the Question says...:
 Look, a Cupboard.
       I have no eyes, I cannot see.        
       Yay! Narnia!        
       Yay! Incredibly average and boring cupboard!        
       I thought it was a cleverly disguised secret lair.        
       Yes, you hang clothes in it.        
       Wtf?        
2. A dilemna of the bready kind:
 Woe is me! The bread has fallen down the sink.
       What a terrible waste of bread. And I can't buy another loaf because the tooth fairy threatened to pull all my teeth out.        
       My friends. Chocolate is not the answer.        
       Look behind you. It’s a three headed monkey.        
       Don't touch the oven. It'll fry your eyes.        
       THE BREAD DID IT ALL BY ITSELF, BECAUSE IT IS SUICIDAL        
       Wtf wtf?        
3. Science. Real science. Oh yes it is.:
 If you crossbreed a tomato and a potato, do you get a sterile tomapotato?
       My head is now going to make contact with the desk.        
       Um.        
       I thought you'd get a cherry?        
       What.        
       No, but you do get an asylum.        
       Whisky Tango Foxtrot?        
4. Spare Time:
  What Do you do in your spare time?
       Drink coffee. And that can really make you HIGH. Like, ceiling high, man.        
       Stuff. Lots of stuff. And then some more stuff. Because stuff is cool.        
       I am the evil overlord of the universe, and you will suffer from my all powerful mega death ray of rainbow sparkles.        
       Burning things by accident because my cooking is TERRIBLE        
       Somebody ate my remote :’(        
       Wtf?        
5. Pie: A popular case.:
  I ate the apple pie.
       Because it looked at me funny.        
       Because my conscience demanded blood sacrifice.        
       Because I had to. I HAD TO.        
       BECAUSE.        
       Because who cares. Want a cookie?        
       Wtf?        
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