I liked it! The wordplay was good and you get that sense of desperation. I lol'd at the "dead bitches" part though and it was the only part I didn't care for, but overall it was good!
YES! Lol this was hilarious and also funny/fun to read. I think there is actually a movie about this coming out soon. Great writing, and great thoughts. Would love to read more of your writing. Also I am beginning to wonder if this may be a series? It would be very funny.