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Notes by Keaton, in chronological orderNotes by Keaton
I'm alive
I don't believe you.
Doesnt smell like it
Don't be content with just being comfortable. Don't be afraid to crap your pants every once in a while.
So you are saying we should get drunk more often?
I bought some gooseberries, scapes, and rainbow chard at the farmers market. I'm thinking for dinner tomorrow: fried pork chops with gooseberry gastrique, a rainbow chard stem quick pickle. Char the scapes and sauté theSwiss chard leaves, and serve it all over some polenta
Have a beer.
ok
Been a rather eventful week...first I dropped my laptop and busted the screen...went to a friend's show Saturday and had an amazing time...made lots of new friends... on Sunday morning I played disc golf and on the final hole i tripped on a root, fell down a hill and into a tree and have a mild concussion, and I rested today. You take the good with bad, I guess.
This update must really make me seem like a klutz
Sounds like the makings of an anti-alcohol PSA
Everyone! Take a moment and breathe.
Sandwich.
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Check it out, maybe? Or you could have a beer. On second thought, have a beer while checking it out. Don't make it choice, okay? Because I know what you'd choose, you congress ("murder," perhaps?) of lushes, you.
I'm bored as hell, folks. If you like me, you'll come to chat. I cannot find an appropriately guilt-inducing emoticon to sum up my feelings at the moment. Just take my word for it. After all, I am coming back from cleaning the refrigerator...
wow
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