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I was scrubbing one of Will's pans, and mentally referred to the food residue as "eggy-weggs." I blame Stanley Kubrick.

Incidentally, if I come to gatherings wearing a bowler, you should probably run very, very fast.
I've added a new Flash Fiction! Check it out *Bigsmile*

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Hey everyone! I'm looking to spread some holiday helpfulness (Halloween is enough of a holiday for an excuse to do something special). That's why I will be REVIEWING as much as I can!

What does this mean for you? It means an open invitation, nay, a plea for your review requests. As much as I enjoy random reviews, I'd also like to be of service to those of you desiring input on one piece or another. I'll be doing this . . . pretty much always, but THIS month I'll be using pumpkin emoticons! *Pumpkin*
Just added a new flash fiction!

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I am short and in need of caffeine.
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Lyssah needs to log on more often. Shame on me.
The hardest part of writing a story is getting it started. I have a sentence so far!
Then you have started, and all you need to do now is expand on that first sentence.
But seriously, I would like to see more people on fire.
Cum-freaking-Laude! I'm just going to keep saying that. Cum Laude! Cum Laude! I WILL put that to choreography and make a belly dance routine out of it. HONORS, readers, I graduated with honors. Lyssah feels special.
More people need to be on fire.
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