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This morning I coughed up a pawn a bishop and a knight.
I must have a chess infection.
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I've been passing black and white discs, but then again I've had a checkered medical history.
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I got mugged by 6 Dwarfs last night.
Not Happy
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So I hired a handy man and gave him a list.
But when I got home, only items 1, 3, & 5 were done.

Turns out,
he only does odd jobs!
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There's a film coming out about a mobile home,
I just saw the trailer
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My wife and kids are upset because I put ginger in their curry.
They loved that cat.
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I've just won "The Most Secretive Person of the Year" award.

I can't tell you how much it means to me...
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The other day, a hospital car park attendant told me

“You can't park here. It's for badge holders only."

I said, "But I do have a bad shoulder!"
Happy 4th WdC Account Anniversary!
Happy anniversary 🎂🎉🎂🎉🎂
Happy birthday 🎉🎂🎉🎂🎉🎂🎉
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Thank you so much.
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Chatting to a woman today she said, "have you got any pets?"
I said "yes I've got a goldfish".
She said "Any hobbies"?
I said "Yes I think he likes swimming".
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Just put air in my tyres. Cost me 1whole English pound, it used to be 20p
I suppose that's inflation for you.
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The book on chronology I ordered has finally arrived.
It's about time.
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Now that one I really like. Clever.
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I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq.
She said "Thanks for the baghdad".
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Just seen on tv that a lion at the zoo has got into the antelope enclosure and wreaked havoc.
Announcer said "That's the end of the gnus now for the weather".
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