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Dartagnan

Jan 2, 2018 at 9:45pm

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LOST WORDS FROM BYGONE DAYS

foppotee n 1663 -1663
simpleton
What a pitiful foppotee he was, always oblivious to our jeers
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Dartagnan

Jan 2, 2018 at 9:57pm

Notice that this word only hung around for one year! I can see why.

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Jan 2, 2018 at 10:36pm

Happy New Year! Yeah, it just doesn't flow ... "April Foppotee!"

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Dartagnan

Dec 24, 2017 at 4:43pm

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snobographer n 1848 -1966
one who describes or writes about snobs
The editors scrapped the society page because it was full of pretentious snobographers
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Dartagnan

Dec 23, 2017 at 6:21pm

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aquabib n 1731 -1883
water-drinker
I was never much of an aquabib, and always preferred harder libations.
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Dec 23, 2017 at 10:05pm

Where have you been? Love the squibs you manage to find.

Merry Christmas, my friend ...

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Dartagnan

Dec 23, 2017 at 10:20pm

I've. been doing a lot of work in my shop and it's been taking me away from my writing. Good Exercise for someone trying to keep their weight down. Merry Christmas to you also and may your New Year be blessed with happiness.

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Legendary❤️Mask

Dec 24, 2017 at 12:46am

Merry 🎄 Christmas Dart and a Happy 🎆 New 🎆 Year to you and your family

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Dartagnan

Dec 17, 2017 at 7:45am

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citharize v 1623 -1692
to play the harp
If you plan to citharize, prepare to build up calluses on your fingers
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Dartagnan

Dec 13, 2017 at 9:00am

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apanthropinization n 1880 -1880
withdrawal from human concerns or the human world
His life as a hermit in the woods was characterized by apanthropinization.
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Dec 13, 2017 at 11:42am

Too darn many syllables! Hard to fit into a poem

but may well explain the affliction of some of our leaders

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Dartagnan

Dec 12, 2017 at 9:50am

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bajulate v 1613 -1662
to bear a heavy burden
Their Sherpa aides were vexed by the demand that they bajulate as well as guide.
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Dec 13, 2017 at 12:06am

So glad you included the definition

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Dartagnan

Dec 10, 2017 at 5:20pm

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acrasial adj 1851 -1851
ill-regulated; ill-tempered
The acrasial judge was known for her rants against younger lawyers.
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Dec 11, 2017 at 12:48am

Or ... the acrasial judge was known for his obsession with underage girls

Let's not be sexist about this

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Jayne

Dec 11, 2017 at 10:00am

I'm just an acrasial judgey-wudgey

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Dartagnan

Dec 9, 2017 at 3:47pm

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A Word From The Not So Wise

My daughter's daughter was hitting her on the butt.
She called over to her brother, "Hey Noah,"
As she hit her mom on the butt again.
"Look, sound waves."
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Dec 9, 2017 at 3:49pm

That can be taken many ways ... and all of them soooo wrong

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Dartagnan

Oct 23, 2017 at 10:48am

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IT'S BACK

FINISH THE LIMERICK

I once knew a man from Beirut
Who as he walked he would poot
He removed beans from his diet

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Oct 23, 2017 at 12:28pm

I once knew a man from Beirut
Who as he walked he would poot
He removed beans from his diet
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Suppressing the need to fry it
He let out a jolly old hoot.

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Oct 23, 2017 at 3:32pm

I once knew a man from Beirut
Who as he walked he would poot
He removed beans from his diet
now his farts are quiet ...
but the smell is still highly acute!

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the Wordy Jay

Oct 23, 2017 at 6:55pm

I once knew a man from Beirut
Who as he walked he would poot
He removed beans from his diet
But it caused quite a riot
Cuz' now his farts come out in toots!

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Dartagnan

Oct 11, 2017 at 8:52pm

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A WORD FROM THE NOT SO WISE

When listening to the news,
do you get the feeling
they are reporting on a Kindergarten Class.

The President's a Moron.
I am really the first lady.
Rocket Man.
Dotard

REALLY
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GaelicQueen

Oct 11, 2017 at 9:47pm

I can only take the news in small bits. Too much name calling, pointing fingers and crazies getting more than their 15 minutes of fame.

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Lostwordsmith

Oct 12, 2017 at 9:00am

I think I've heard more adult conversation in a Kindergarten Class!

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Maria Mize

Oct 12, 2017 at 10:08am

I really hate to see unkind "political" comments about our president. I find it unattractive.

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Dartagnan

Oct 11, 2017 at 10:08am

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Oct 11, 2017 at 3:32pm

Good afternoon.......

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Oct 9, 2017 at 7:49pm

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Dartagnan

Oct 9, 2017 at 11:14am

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FINISH THE LYRICS

I once knew a man from Peru
Who got himself a Tattoo
An Elephant face
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Oct 10, 2017 at 10:18am

I once knew a man from Peru
Who got himself a Tattoo
An Elephant face
took his underwear's place
with its trunk neatly tucked in his shoe.

C'mon - it's a limerick!

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the Wordy Jay

Oct 10, 2017 at 7:14pm

Hey, talking about limericks, I just remembered . . . don't I get a "Funny" MB for my winning limerick in the Daily Poem Contest, 🌝 HuntersMoon?

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Oct 22, 2017 at 6:15am

I once knew a man from Peru
Who got himself a Tattoo
An Elephant face
was the ink interface
for the ladies' sexual zoo.

...?

Lots of mental fill-in-the-blank there.

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Dartagnan

Oct 6, 2017 at 8:48am

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Scaring the children’s divine
Dracula once told Frankenstein
Jump out and say boo

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Oct 6, 2017 at 9:09am

Hmmmm. Something vaguely familiar about this ...

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Oct 6, 2017 at 9:17am

Scaring the children’s divine
Dracula once told Frankenstein
"Jump out and say boo -
Hey! Tighten your screws!
Don't let your head fall off your spine!"

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Dartagnan

Oct 4, 2017 at 8:51am

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FINISH THE LIMERICK

There lived an old man down our street
Who had the largest of feet
He’d stump his big toe

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Lostwordsmith

Oct 4, 2017 at 9:09am

There lived an old man down our street
Who had the largest of feet
He’d stump his big toe
hop around to and fro
screaming words I shouldn't repeat!

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the Wordy Jay

Oct 4, 2017 at 2:19pm

There lived an old man down our street
Who had the largest of feet
He’d stump his big toe
And his gasket would blow
Till he vented his pain in a tweet!

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Dartagnan

Oct 6, 2017 at 8:44am

There lived an old man down our street
Who had the largest of feet.
He’d stump his big toe
Wherever he’d go
And he’d kick everybody he would meet

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