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Notes by Adherennium, in chronological orderNotes by Adherennium
Well another exciting day for me. I was on board a plane when a message came over the tannoy, “Does anyone know how to fly a plane?” So I shot up out of my seat and said “I do.”

I was led up to the cockpit and took the controls, and the guys on the ground talked me through what I needed to do, just like they do in the movies. Needless to say, I landed the plane safely.

Naturally the papers were all excited about it, and a journalist asked me, “Tell me Mr. Adherennium, where did you learn to fly a plane?”

“I didn’t” Was my reply, “I just figured that if I was going to die, I might as well do it flying a jumbo jet.”
We all die... only some choose to live.
May as well go doing something new and exciting.
When I go, I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandpa. Not screaming in abject terror like all the passengers on his bus.
Here is a little poem that I wrote, it is titled 'Gaslighting'

Violets are red,
Roses so blue,
I'm not mistaken,
It's probably you.

Anyone up for a second verse?
Medium steaks are red,
Some like it rare or blue,
But this one is so well-done
I can barely chew!

Snowdrops are white
And when I'm a Ghost
I'll float down from Heaven
And haunt you the most!

*Ghost*
Roses are red
Violets are red
Everything's red!
Oh my God, I'm bleeding to death!
Time for something a little different?

Orchestral manoeuvres in the dark. I am tempted to suggest that ballets performed in the dark are intended to hide the quality or lack of it in the dancing. But I won't. Instead, I'll just wonder at the meaning of all the dancers wearing hats inspired by the human nipple.
Beholden Author Icon - It's areola mystery...
men in tutus and tights? Say its not so! Make sure those seam lines are straight.

*Smile* *Rolling*
As most of you know by now, I’ll try anything once. There’s just something satisfying about sitting around wearing a horsehair wig and bright red robes in judgement of your fellow man or whatever.
Beholden Author Icon - I9'm busted *Laugh*
All I have to say is:

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Thanks to Amethyst Angel ♡ Author Icon, you can view the music video that I tried to post, in the first comment below.
THANK YOU, The StoryMaster Author Icon! I'd been struggling with posting YouTube videos since the change, but assumed it was me. lol I could do it from my computer, but not my Android. Now, to go find those videos I wanted to post... lol
Schnujo's having school probs Author Icon - Let me know how it goes! It's likely the Android copied URLs have a bunch of stuff that was causing the breakage and that SHOULD be fixed now. *Heart*
Love this song.
Sixty two years ago, I set out on a strange journey, orbiting a rather sweet little star in one of the less fashionable backwaters of the universe at large .

To celebrate this unremarkable fact, I have decided to give out a new badge (Thanks to the The StoryMistress Author Iconfor getting it made so quickly).

It helps a little if you know that I have been a fan of David Bowie since 1969, one of my earliest memories is seeing Space Oddity on TV, (I also remember the Moon Landing.)

Groundhog Control, over to you....
The moon landing is before my time but I am old enough to have jammed out to David Bowie alot. *Jamming* *Music1*

Space Oddity, Heroes and Under pressure are classics,
Happy Birthday!

David Bowie was one of a kind.


*Hug1**Smile**Hug2* Happy Birthday To You! *Hug1**Smile**Hug2*
In a brief statement today, beloved (seriously???) errm! well known WdC denizen Adherennium, announced that there will be no annual birthday giveaway this year. No explanation was given.

In other news Angus Brosnigag Productions announced a pop-up merit badge giveaway for the 3rd of March, to promote their latest… ‘exciting, and totally not rehashing anything else at all, promise… Newsfeed drivel', ermm! sorry that was supposed to be 'Newsfeed Divertissements and Suchlike.' (apparently)

The rather mysterious, and "Highly Secret Groundhog Association"  has announced that it intends to commission a new badge, hopefully in time for the 1st of April in order to celebrate the Phoolish Phestivities.
May I suggest to any readers of comments that we step in and move forward with the birthday merit badge give-away? Yes, it would be nice to pick up the slack, and anyone caring to participate can send our beloved Adherennium Author IconMail Icona merit badge for his birthday.
I for one enjoy drivel, er, um, divertissements.
Being old, I visit my local pharmacist a lot, and I’m on first name terms with them. Today I went in and expressed my concerns about the pills I’m taking.

“One pill makes me larger.” I said,

“and another pill makes me small, but the ones that you gave me last week don’t seem to do anything at all.”

The pharmacist jerked a finger and said,

“Go ask Alice.”
TheBusmanPoet Author Icon - Uhmm... ok.
Have you been chasing rabbits?

Watch out for the hookah smoking caterpillar.
I got myself a realistic AI girlfriend...

She's dumped me for someone younger, richer and actually handsome!
On reflection maybe unrealistic would have been a better choice.
Adherennium Author Icon - I noticed you didn't say "smarter and more creative" or "with a better sense of humor". Could AI possibly be more entertaining? I don't think so.
Inflatables wouldn't do that; just saying... *Whistle*
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I’ve never been so mortified…

As the more observant amongst you may have noticed, I like to tell the occasional joke, you know, just to break up my otherwise relentlessly serious demeanour. So I decided to take part in the ‘open mic’ night at our local Comedy Club. Not unnaturally, I was a wee bit nervous, but I’d prepared some of my best material, and stolen, erm, borrowed, some of other people’s jokes…

It was terrible. Never again…

They laughed me off the stage!!!!
Looks like they did here, too.

Note to self, must remember to post in the WdC Newsfeed today.
Too Busy To Post
If you look to the right, upper corner of this post, there's a drop-down menu you can access. Go down to: "Save this note", click on it, and then it will be saved, so later when you forget, you can open your saved notes and remember. *Headbang**Headbang**Headbang*
Odd, but I have the urge to respond to a Newsfeed post today.
They say that your memory is the first thing to go....

The second thing to go is your memory.
Robert Waltz Author Icon - I came up with a great response to this, but I can't recall what it was.
Thanks for the information. I seem to have forgotten some of the message. What was the first thing?
There was a first thing? Wait a second thing? What were we talking about, and why did I come into this room?
I've decided to become a vegetarian, and it's nothing to do with animal rights or any moral stand, it's just that I really, really, hate vegetables.
So, veggies make you steamed.
Sandy's Scribblings Author Icon - I should give you a roasting for that comment! *FacePalm*
Excuse me, what?
Adherennium sidled into the WdC Newsfeed. The observant amongst the good folks that inhabit the feed noticed that he had applied whiteface, was wearing a beret, a stripey jersey, and white gloves… the wise amongst them thought ‘Uh-oh!’

He proceeded to enact a complicated and wordless gyration, waving his arms and making odd gestures…

All of this was to convey the message….

“The first Rule of Mime Club is...”
I'm speechless!

We should never speak of this —
Did you know that for a small fee I could vanish from your screens?

Select 'Ad free'. You know it makes sense!
Please don't get me started on 'Ad blocker'!!!
How do I know I won't get "Ad ware" from clicking on the "Ad free" button? I mean, there are all sorts of computer viruses going around! The last thing I need is my laptop to start riding a unicycle whilst playing the accordion. To think that could happen through some unwary clicking.*Shock*
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