| Male |
| August 2 1988 |
| in a state |
| In some circles, Charles F. McKenzie is believed not to exist, despite his penchant to appear at strangers' parties unannounced. There also are unverified rumors that his ex-wife is a showgirl. If someone is ever advised of his actual death, it is best to simply smile and walk away, never stopping until arriving at a bar that closes no earlier than two a.m. |