Response To The Thin Man

This poem is an updated imaginary response to Dylan's "Ballad of a Thin Man."

Sell yourself to me
you stupid sot.
Call me corporate John;

Eat this rotten meat
or try fried chicken,
either way you're not in the kitchen.

Annie's gettin fat,
want to supersize that?
I advertise no compromise.

Feelin sick? Got a cure.
I'll innoculate your soul.
Then hook you on my junk.

Mommy and Daddy are gone...
Eat some pizza and cinnamon things
or oreos and onion rings.
I detest you anyway proles


Here's my daily jingle;(made especially for the kiddies and played everyday. Just turn on channel infinite. Oh please come and plaaaayy!)

Jingle 101

Who can make you happy?
Who can make you right?
The corporate man can
the corporate man can
Who's the best boys and girls?
Corporate John, Corporate John
He gives me ritalin, so I study good
He is my Hero, He is my God.
He tells me what to wear, tells me what's new.
I really love him and you should love him too!

see ya later alligator, CJ