The Things I'd Do To You

A woman scorned...

The Things I'd Do To You

I'd take your beady eyes
and feed them to the crows.
Grab a white hot poker
and shove it up your nose.
I'll wear stiletto heels
and stomp your little feet.
Pull on my cowboy boots
and kick you in the seat.
Then I think I'll take a vise
apply it to your head.

And once I've done all these things,
you'll wish that you were dead.