Affair-ism

Life is so much better when no one's wearing any pants

Life is so much better
when no one's wearing pants
You can keep on your sweater
for this little dance

I won't think you're easy
if you take off your pants
and I know it sounds cheesy,
but I thought I'd take a chance

So let down your slacks
and put on a smile
put your hands on my back
and lets go that extra mile

It's a good thing we're married
other wise you'd think I was a whore
I'm glad our interests are varied...
cause my husband was a bore

This is just a silly poem
a lovers short confession
And someday we'll show 'em
there IS an end to depression