Can't Delete This Either

Random stories that I probably haven't finished, or even touched in a good long while. There are probably a bunch of stories you won't even be able to see, only I have that ability. HAHAHAHAAAAAAA. (cause they're not finished) Erm... Oh yes, most, but not all, should be read as if you were William S. Burroughs. If you don't know who that is then you're missing out.