RELUCTANT GROOM

Written for the Send Sherri Snickering Contest

RELUCTANT GROOM

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The batchelder party lasted long
and the groom-to-be was smashed;
He arrived late for the wedding,
his thoughts of marriage clashed!

He wasn't sure he wanted this,
for a husband can be tied down;
He was really quite a happy guy,
loved cruising 'round the town.

The bride-to-be was a feisty lass,
with a determined look in her eye -
She would drag him down the aisle,
though he kept on muttering "why?"

The wedding pictures were a laugh,
she held him up, for goodness sake;
and someone placed this bride and groom
right up on the lovely wedding cake!

Now memories are made of this,
I'm sure you'll all agree -
If he ever lives this one down -
it'll be a real miracle to me!

Countrymom
9/29/04

Written for the Send Sherri Snickering Contest