So Sorry

Sarcastic apology from the wronged

Do I offend?
Forgive me sir for saying what I feel.
Must I amend?
For casting recriminations at your feet
I pray believe
My pennance will be undoubtedly severe
I do beg pardon
For my obstinance and tendency to jeer
It's just that
Well ... I find you quite ridiculous you see
But I am sure
The fault of this must surely lie with me.