Carter The Curious Cat

In Celebration of the Internet Cat.

Carter the Curious Cat

Carter is a curious cat
He is not fat
In fact he is thin
Sits all day with a great big grin
No one knows what he's smiling at
Cos Carter is a peculiar cat
Vermin run free in his house
As he's always clicking on his mouse
Forums, Bullitin Boards, and MSN Chat
That Carter is a singular cat
When the other cats come to play
It's "No I can't come out to today"
With a glass of gin on his mousemat
Carter is a curious cat.