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Rated: 13+ · User Poll · Philosophy · #568218

The enigma of modern garments. I swear I have a reason for asking!

Poll Question:
Alright. I'm assuming here that you're wearing something. If you're not, go away.

Good. Now that I've made that clear, let me ask you: Why do you wear clothes? What symbolism do you attach to your garments? What hidden meanings are concealed under your shirts and pants and... Ow! Don't hit me.

Arhem. Anyway. Why do you wear clothes?
Poll Options:
      To differentiate myself from my banana-eating, tree-climbing cousins
      To prevent the lustful stare of perverted eyes, like yours
      Because my body is my own business
      To protect myself from the hostile weather
      Other (email or comment)
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