VINNIE THE VAMPIRE

Vampire with a Toothache - written for a contest

VINNIE THE VAMPIRE

Vinnie, the vampire
Was a sad and hurting soul,
For he had a massive toothache
And on the ground he'd roll!

How can I even try
To bite somebody's neck?
When my teeth hurt so, don't you know
That I really feel like heck!

There must be a dentist around
Who will not be scared, you see;
For I would never bite the hand
Of the man who doctored me..

Vinnie, the vampire
Tried to pull his tooth himself;
But it didn't work and it still hurt
So he looked up on the shelf!

Up on the shelf a mirror stood
And as he looked in he could see
That the tooth was bleeding;
Bleeding heavily!

So hungry he became,
That he started in to drink
The blood that he saw there
Quicker than a wink!

A good drink it was, indeed;
It seemed to dull the pain,
And Vinnie will go out tonight
And he will drink again!

Flippity, flappity, flyaway
Look at Vinnie go!
Flippity, flappity, flyaway
A really great airshow!

(To the tune of Frosty The Snowman!)