Reply to the Work Out Blues

I got deez blues bad

Oh baby,
don't you know it-
I'm outta shape
and show it,
in those last few pounds
that still hang around
because I routinely
blow it.

Oh these work out blues,
the wretched symbol
of cross-training shoes-
in the closet
not being used.

Oh how I hate
when I pop in
that Tae bo tape,
turn on the tv,
and watch Elimidate.