A Collection of Funny Chinese Proverbs

Look at these great Chinese proverbs for a parallel and humorous point of view

Advise: Don't read this if you are a prude.

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MAN WHO DRIVE LIKE HELL BOUND TO GET THERE


PANTIES NOT BEST THING ON EARTH, BUT NEXT TO BEST THING ON EARTH


MAN WHO STAND ON TOILET IS HIGH ON POT


VIRGINITY LIKE BUBBLE, ONE PRICK ALL GONE


MAN WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSE SHOULD CHANGE CLOTHES IN BASEMENT


MAN WITH ONE CHOPSTICK GO HUNGRY


MAN WHO RUN BEHIND CAR GET EXHAUSTED



IT TAKES MANY NAILS TO BUILD A CRIB, BUT ONLY ONE SCREW TO FILL IT UP


CROWDED ELEVATOR SMELL DIFFERENT TO MIDGET



FOOLISH MAN GIVE WIFE GRAND PIANO, WISE MAN GIVE WIFE UPRIGHT ORGAN



MAN WHO RUN IN FRONT OF CAR GET TIRED



MAN WHO FIGHT WITH WIFE ALL DAY GET NO PIECE AT NIGHT



MAN WHO FISH IN OTHER MAN’S WELL OFTEN CATCH CRABS



MAN WITH HAND IN POCKET FEEL COCKY ALL DAY



BASEBALL IS WRONG.MAN WITH FOUR BALLS CANNOT WALK



MAN WHO SCRATCH ASS SHOULD NOT BITE FINGERNAIL